Kaila, I’m touched that you promptly wrote your thank you notes within hours of opening your birthday gifts. Now, we just need to finesse the sentiment. Or, as your Aunt Lu remarked after being handed her “thank” you card, “She gets her writing talent from her mother.” Amen to that! Keep your etiquette and your wit, Kaila! You’ll never pen a dull word your entire life. And, for the record, Nani loved the phrasing.

Sorry Aunt Lu and Uncle Doug. She really appreciated the money. Honest. See? She even signed it "Love Kaila."





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OMG. I’M CRYING. This is amazing.
Maybe I’ll start writing thank you notes Kaila style and sign them with Kiera’s name and see if I can get away with it.
I dare you!
Priceless! I can’t wait to buy her line of Hallmark cards… “Insincerely Yours”
Would you believe that she actually does have her own line of cards? Check out http://www.stinkerinkers.com.
Wow, that’s hilarious. Did you actually send out any of those thank yous or really FU’s?
Only to parents who really know us!
Hilarious! Kaila is so smart! It just makes so much sense! Loved it!
I need to send these to her teacher. I’m lobbying the school to make “thank” a star word!
oh stop it, it hurts to laugh….
seriously. i’m still crying…
I rarely laugh out loud at things I read, but I’m laughing so hard I have tears running down my face.
Thank you for the laugh tonight!
You’re very welcome! And, as my daughter would say, “f**k you” for the kind words. ;}
Funniest card ever!!! FYI: Lexi will always be allowed at Kaila’s house.
Ha ha! Thanks, Jeni. I knew you’d be able to see beyond Kaila’s transgressions.
That’s FABULOUS!!
“Fank” you!