You can get a lot done before 10am if you opt out of showering.
We fed our bellies. We nourished our minds. We worked for good measure.
Goldfish Swim School sign to come!
Humorous musings from a misfit mother
Warning! Alcohol, sedatives and tranquilizers may increase funniness. Do not read while driving a motor vehicle or operating heavy machinery. Excitability may occur, especially in mothers who can relate. Keep out of reach of children – especially mine. Their therapist already has unfettered access to this site.
- Do You Hear What I Hear?
- Looking Dope on the Slopes
- Splish Splash–I don’t even have time for a bath!
- easeplay akemay itway opstay
- 50 Shades of “YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY MILKSHAKE!”
- Mama’s Gonna Knock-Knock You Out
- How Do You Like Them Carrots?
- Hasta la Vista, Baby.
- Going Mobile Keeps Me Moved
- I’m Gonna Miss You, Suckers!
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My Peeps
Feed Me!
- Do You Hear What I Hear? March 19, 2013
- Looking Dope on the Slopes January 23, 2013
- Splish Splash–I don’t even have time for a bath! January 23, 2013
- easeplay akemay itway opstay October 23, 2012
- 50 Shades of “YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY MILKSHAKE!” October 9, 2012
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